Insolent dogs.

Gov. Eliot Spitzer has recently resigned after being caught in a prostitution ring.

The cries from the moralists are near deafening, and I imagine that there are quite a few journalists out there having a hard time not slobbering over the gratuitous details of one man and his penis’ journey.

Above: Gobbles Governor cock.

I’m sorry, but I just can’t feel bad about the guy. I know that if I was in his position – moneyed, powerful, and with the opportunity, I would jump at the chance of having her gagging on my bell end.

There aren’t too many journalists out there asking why a married man felt the need to go out and get a good looking hooker to blow him? I’ll tell you why – because it would all come squarely, and fairly, down on the wife. Yes – the wife. And that is not something that we “need” to say in this overtly media controlled PC world. But, like everything else I believe – it is the truth.

We all know the joke that women make – why is a bride smiling at the alter? Because she knows that she has given her last blow job. Ha ha, bloody ha. The joke is on you now woman – and the rest of your ilk. If you don’t give your husband a good blowjob occasionally, this is what happens.

That should serve as a warning for any other woman reading this. Want to keep your husband? Get down on your knees and suck cock. Men need it – like women need a cupboard full of shoes to fill in their essentially vacant and miserable lives – men need to give a shot in the mouth so they can remain faithful and on course in this dreary, and quite often, pointless void of a world.

I have spoken.

Above: Poor bastard with probably frigid wife.