Steak for dinner tonight.

The Government’s of Australia, at all levels, love telling the Australian people how to act, behave and think. In the convict colonial past of Australia, the authorities would simply whip those dissenting voices into submission. Now though, it has to lower itself to the level of nagging that a vindictive and selfish wife would impart on some poor bastard who ought to have kept his dick in his pants and not have impregnated some dozy cock trap jail keeper.

It is rather embarrassing to think that a visitor to Australia would find it startling the amount of Government “campaigns”, often with a fine against a perpetrator, that the average Australian must bear witness to each and every day.

Recently in Brisbane, the local Council rolled out a campaign about the evils of jaywalking. Something along the lines of “Green means go – Red means stop.” Well thank you for the update, but regardless, I’m not waiting on a corner when I can cross perfectly safely without the aid of your fascist little green man. If I die – well hell – it is my life.

These often mundane quips of wisdom from our elected overlords are, of course, funded through our tax dollars and rate payments. Que another thank you.

The latest one from the Queensland State Government is the “One punch can kill” campaign. Designed to stop young men from beating up some punk giving them some lip while out drinking, under the guise that the women folk will love you heaps more.

Above: A poster from the campaign.

Big tits and blond hair aside, any man who falls for this nonsense ought to find a surgeon who can remove the hand of woman from their penis, and inject a little bit of balls into their veins.

What this campaign represents is the slow emasculation of all men, beginning with the effeminate “metrosexuality” curse brought upon us, and ending with men perfectly content with wearing a pink shirt, with the collar up, and who wouldn’t slog someone because they would be worried about getting a little bit of blood on their hands.

It is a sad indictment on the Australian public, who, in their silence, allow any Government to dictate any term of their behaviour. Sure, the law says that if you slog someone, then there is a fair chance that you will land an assault charge. But, that is where it should stay. Deliberately trying to change the very nature of people, and guide them, rings of a nursery 1984.

As an adult, I can make my own choices. I don’t need to be told.

Fuck the Government. We will hang you all one day.

I have spoken.